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QuestionHey sweetie, no pressure about updating. Instead, know that you are in my thoughts and here is a silly joke that made me giggle; The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'" Answer

moriartysminion:

lucleon:

hiiamfarid:

swagchat:

haliebrooke99:

swagchat:

man salads are the best thing in the world

Man, salads

no man salads

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apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

nanodash:

Your brain is such a worthless slacker. I’ll prove it.

Relax and stare at this image for a while. After said while (thirty seconds…ish), the colours will begin to disappear (no it’s not a gif). You can even make them go away completely.

What’s happening is called Troxler’s Fading. After a while of receiving the same non-changing information, your brain gets bored and just discards the information because it’s too busy keeping an eye out for more pressing, changing information, like tiger attacks.

You know how when you wear a watch for a while you stop noticing it. Same thing. Your brain is an idiot.

It is pretty though.

thatfunnyblog:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

(Source: versaceslut)

motivationintohabit:

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

karadin:

silvenhorror:

littleartemis:

whishawmaster:

metallicar69:

thespywhospies:

Supernatural 8x12 Sneak Peek (x)

I wish Dean would finally fall out of the closet

Wow, this is about as subtle as Silva wanting to “eat” Bond.

Next thing we know there’s an ep where Dean comes tumbling out of the closet onto Cas…

Also, writers, we get it with the hints, just ‘come out’ already.

I’ve seen this gif about a hundred times on my dash, but only now have I noticed them moment when Dean’s eyes go wider for a small moment but he says nothing.

yeah but you can just the the jaw movements of the actor playing Henry Winchester speaking, Dean is reacting to what he is saying.

runningisntenough:

He’s seriously stunned
runningisntenough:

He’s seriously stunned
runningisntenough:

He’s seriously stunned
runningisntenough:

He’s seriously stunned
runningisntenough:

He’s seriously stunned
runningisntenough:

He’s seriously stunned

runningisntenough:

He’s seriously stunned

(Source: hellhasbettermusic)

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

davidisbeyonce:

Girl are you a girl because youre a girl

armyofmeanwhilesandneverweres:

Teen Wolf AU where Stiles totally has game, okay? And the sheriff is a little embarrassed for him.

For bilesandthesourwolf

rawrism:

Don’t start an argument with a girl because they all have 45020194 GB memories and will bring up something you did at 14:23PM on 23/04/2007

(Source: rawrism)

cravings:

when someone makes jokes out of your insecurities 

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(Source: cravings)

jazelq:

iamthepureblindraven:

the ultimate compromise.
Don’t know what color to paint your wall? Just pick up some color samples and put them up.

Hey, that’s actually really cute.

jazelq:

iamthepureblindraven:

the ultimate compromise.

Don’t know what color to paint your wall? Just pick up some color samples and put them up.

Hey, that’s actually really cute.